May 2013
michaelpalin:
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
thigh gaps are fucking hideous.
good night.
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there’s some hot guys at work.
santanaslittlelesbo:
heartless:
when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the...
when people say years young instead of years old
i have to go to bed soooooon
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Fuckface unstoppable ticket swap?
Got two tickets for FFU at Camden Underworld on July 13th but looking to swap for 23rd also at The Underworld.
I have work commitments and I’m already taking time off on the 21st and 22nd. They’re quite strict with absence etc. so they will suspect something if I take time off the week before.
If anyone’s interested, feel free to drop me a line on here. You would help me out...
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Gif inventor says pronounce it 'Jif' →
no
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first day at work was good. i didn’t do any picking because it was just an induction. i sat in a room all day and did paperwork/watch health and safety videos. did a tour of the store and went into the chiller for the first time. my fucking jesus is it cold and my contract is to work in the chiller every other week so i better wrap up warm.
one of the benefits from working in a big Tesco...
